Inspector Gadget (TV Series)

Gadget at the Circus (1983)

Dan Hennessey: Chief Quimby, Ring Master, M.A.D Clown

Quotes 

• Ring Master : Dr. Claw wants Gadget eliminated!

  M.A.D. Clown : Don't worry. I filled the car up with rocket fuel! It'll hit him so hard, he'll end up in orbit!

  [both chuckle evilly] 

• Inspector Gadget : I'd like to apply for another circus job. I'll take anything.

  Ring Master : What a coincendence. I was coming to see you about filling in for one of our trapeze artists.

  Inspector Gadget : What's wrong with him?

  Ring Master : Oh, just a little cold.

  Inspector Gadget : Wow, must get pretty draughty up there on those swings.

• Inspector Gadget : By the way, what happened to the clown I'm replacing?

  Ring Master : Er, um, uh, he... he caught a cold. I really appreciate you're filling in for him. You say you've had circus experience.

  Inspector Gadget : I've seen enough of them to know what I'm doing.

• [Penny is snooping around looking for clues, when the ring master suddenly appears] 

  Ring Master : Hey! What are you doing there?

  Penny : Uh... I'm looking for the clown's trailer. One of them's a friend of mine and uh...

  Ring Master : Well, that's not it! The clown's trailer is over there!

  [points to where the clown's trailer is] 

  Penny : Thank you very much, sir.

• Dr. Claw : Three times you have tried to dispose of Gadget! Three times you have failed! You have one last chance!

  Ring Master : Oh, thank you, Dr. Claw.

  [pulls out a rag to wipe the sweat off his face] 

  Ring Master : I guarantee that this will be Gadget's final performance!

• Inspector Gadget : But, Chief. What would M.A.D agents want to steal from a circus?

  Chief Quimby : No, no. They disguise themselves as circus performers and do Dr. Claw's dirty work anywhere the circus stops.