Jack Benny: Jack Benny

Quotes 

• Waiter : [serving Jack's drink at his table in the club]  ... and one Shirley Temple.

  Jack Benny : [sips drink]  Wait a minute! You put Scotch in this Shirley Temple!

  Waiter : She's a big girl, now.

• Jack Benny : [revealing his big 'secret']  I'm not 39.

  Bobby Darin : [surprised]  Well, Mr. Benny, how can you keep a thing like that from your Doctor?

  Jack Benny : I don't have to! He just thinks I'm in bad shape!

• Jack Benny : Waiter, could I have the check please?

  Waiter : Don't show off! I already gave it to him.

• Jack Benny : Bobby, I'm... I'm really not 39. Bobby, Bobby, there's a tear in your eye. Bobby.

  Bobby Darin : I haven't been so disappointed since I found out Dean Martin drinks.