The Jackie Gleason Show (TV Series)
Episode #3.9 (1968)
Art Carney: Ed Norton
Quotes
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Ralph Kramden : Well, I guess that's it, Norton... the doc gives me six months to live. I'll be dead by the Fourth of July.
Ed Norton : Don't pay any attention to that, Ralph. I used to work with a guy... the doctor gave him only six months to live, too.
Ralph Kramden : What happened?
Ed Norton : He lived for almost eight months!
[Ralph slams the table at Norton's remark, then collects himself]
Ralph Kramden : Norton, you gotta promise me somethin'. Never mention a word of this to Alice. I don't want her to find out!
Ed Norton : Yeah, what's gonna happen after six months? She's gonna notice you not comin' home nights.