The Jeffersons (TV Series)

Now You See It, Now You Don't: Part 2 (1979)

Patrick Collins: Killer Rabbit

Quotes 

• Killer Rabbit : I got a bullet in here for each one of yous.

  Florence Johnston : If you run one short, somebody else can have mine.

• Killer Rabbit : I'm very lucky.

  Louise Jefferson : Really? Well maybe you should hurry downstairs and enter the contest, that's a great costume.

  Killer Rabbit : Hey lady, do I look stupid?

• Louise Jefferson : Nobody believes what I saw, they think I'm crazy.

  Killer Rabbit : Oh really? Crazy?

  Louise Jefferson : Yes, as a loon!

  [strums her lips] 

  Louise Jefferson : Boobooobooboo.

  Killer Rabbit : Oh well that makes all the difference, I'm not going to hit you with this. I'm going throw you off the balcony!

  Louise Jefferson : What?

  Killer Rabbit : I can see the headlines now: Crazed Wife Takes Suicide Plunge.

  Louise Jefferson : You can't throw me off the balcony!

  Killer Rabbit : What am I supposed to do, throw you off the coffee table?

• Louise Jefferson : You better get out, I'm not alone!

  Killer Rabbit : I know that everyone else just went to the costume party.

  Louise Jefferson : That's right but we... we have a dog. One word from me and he'll tear you to pieces. Sic him, Fang!

  [Killer Rabbit looks around] 

  Louise Jefferson : Kill Fang!

  Killer Rabbit : What happened to Fang?

  Louise Jefferson : Well, he's old, he doesn't hear so well...