Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Back to the Garden (2004)

Cal Gibson: Groundskeeper God

Quotes 

• Groundskeeper God : Sometimes when you're lost, it's an opportunity to cultivate a new place for yourself.

  Joan Girardi : And this is supposed to inspire me? The Charlie Brown Christmas tree of metaphors?

  [he just stares] 

  Joan Girardi : You want me to take care of this?

  [no response] 

  Joan Girardi : Remember when you used to tell me to go try out for the cheerleaders? What happened to that?

  Groundskeeper God : If it's an assignment you want, you better get to Physics. You're late.

  Joan Girardi : Whose fault is that?