Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Independence Day (2005)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : [making dinner]  Now, you can't let the cream boil. It if gets too hot, the egg yolks will curdle. I like a little pepperoncini...

  [seeing Joan and Luke aren't really paying attention] 

  Will Girardi : Am I talking to myself?

  Joan Girardi : Yep.

  Will Girardi : I'm imparting valuable skills here.

  Joan Girardi : Yeah, you don't need to know how the magician does the trick to enjoy the show.

• Will Girardi : Are you still up for talking to those kids on Sunday?

  Kevin Girardi : Sure.

  Will Girardi : Class starts at 4:00 at the courthouse.

  Joan Girardi : Dad, don't you think that one teacher in the family is embarrassing enough?

  Will Girardi : It's a driver's ed class, sponsored by the court. Teenagers with DUI convictions.

  Kevin Girardi : Who better than me to scare the crap out of them?