Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Jump (2004)

Corinne Bohrer: Sylvia Tardio

Quotes 

• Joan Girardi : Hi, I'm-I'm Joan. Um... I-I watched Rocky sometimes for Ms. Tardio when she went to night school. Um... he was pretty much a weirdo. I mean, he knew 10,000 ways you could die in your own home, three just by sitting on the toilet. Did you know that's how Elvis died?

  Sylvia Tardio : He told me.

  Joan Girardi : Yeah. Rocky was so... morbid. I mean, one time, he informed me that statistically, I will die February 5, 2066, by-by which time all of you will already be totally dead.

  [she and Sylvia can't help but laugh] 

  Joan Girardi : Rocky made death funny.

  [crying] 

  Joan Girardi : Until today. Today, it's not so funny... because he isn't here, and that's just...

  [crying and laughing again] 

  Joan Girardi : ...sad.