Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Jump (2004)

Thomas Kopache: Creepy Guy God

Quotes 

• Joan Girardi : Okay, God. Why put us in a place where we get to know people and love them, and then they're gone, and we don't know if we ever get to see them again?

  Creepy Guy God : [entering]  Interesting eulogy, Joan. Unorthodox.

  Joan Girardi : This is a mad, creepy look.

• Creepy Guy God : Death is a dividing line.

  Joan Girardi : I don't need God to tell me that death is a dividing line. Everybody knows that. What we don't know is what it divides us from.

  Creepy Guy God : One of the necessary mysteries.

  Joan Girardi : Last night when I dreamt about Rocky and he told me to read the obituaries, that was you, right?

  [he nods] 

  Joan Girardi : And when I saw him at the funeral?

  Creepy Guy God : No. That was between you and Rocky.

  Joan Girardi : He looked happy. Does that mean he's in a better place?

  [seeing his expression] 

  Joan Girardi : Ugh. Yeah, I'll know someday. Be patient. How soon will I know, exactly? February 5, 2066? Wait. Don't tell me. Like you would even tell me.

• Creepy Guy God : There's nothing I could say to make you understand.

  Joan Girardi : Oh, come on! God, try me! Give me a hint!

  Creepy Guy God : I leave hints all over the place. I'm all about hints. Like Adam appearing in your dream.

  Joan Girardi : Well, maybe you could give me a quick look into the big picture. Then maybe I could be good at this.

  Creepy Guy God : As you wish, Joan.

  [hearing a multitude of noises and sounds, Joan faints] 

  Helen Girardi : [a few moments later]  Joan? Honey? Can you hear me?

  Joan Girardi : [groggy]  Who needs the big picture? Not me. Hints are good enough.