Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Just Say No (2003)

Mary Steenburgen: Helen Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : Why is my past on the kitchen table?

  Helen Girardi : Joan is having a yard sale, and I got sucked into it. Don't ask me why, 'cause I don't know.

• Will Girardi : How can I be running late already? Where's my badge? What happened to Sunday?

  Helen Girardi : It was devoured by football games.

  Will Girardi : [to Joan]  Hon, you didn't sell my badge, did you?

  [she ignores him] 

  Will Girardi : Are we gonna hang meat in here later? Is this about the records?

  Helen Girardi : No. This particular sulk has my name on it.

  Joan : Keep the paintings, don't keep the paintings. Who cares? The point is you acted like a freak in front of my boyfriend!

  Helen Girardi : I didn't know he was your boyfriend.

  Joan : Well, he probably isn't anymore!