Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Shadows and Light (2005)

Becky Wahlstrom: Grace Polk

Quotes 

• Joan : Parent teacher night? That is just three words you never want to see next to each other.

  Grace Polk : Should be called tyrant oligarch nacht.

• Luke Girardi : Lischak asked me to do the student science presentation.

  Adam Rove : Do you get extra credit?

  Luke Girardi : Not really.

  Grace Polk : So it's for the love of sucking up? You're gonna have to get your lips surgically removed from Lischak's...

  Luke Girardi : Okay, I get it, Grace.

  Joan : [sarcastic]  Wow, they really make you believe in love, don't they?

• Glynis Figliola : I'm a guide. I love the button.

  Luke Girardi : I got roped into refreshments. You think Einstein had to pour punch?

  Grace Polk : I'm just gonna stare a lot and scare the parents.

• Grace Polk : Fire up those lips, whiz kid.

  Adam Rove : [grossed out]  Uh... Grace?

  Grace Polk : [realizing her mistake]  Okay, you could choose to forget this, or I could inflict brain damage.

• Adam Rove : When Jane and I went to the concert, uh... we spent the night in the back of my dad's pickup truck.

  Grace Polk : Do I really wanna hear this?

  Adam Rove : We didn't do anything. But I wanted to. And I tried.

  Grace Polk : Dude, there are certain images I don't want seared in my brain.

  Adam Rove : Grace, she told her mom.

  Grace Polk : [laughing]  Oh, nice knowing you, Rove.

  Adam Rove : Look, she... she said that her mother was cool, okay, and, you know, and that... that she understood. And...

  Grace Polk : And you believe that?

  Adam Rove : No. No.

  Grace Polk : You had to choose someone who has a good relationship with her mother.

  Adam Rove : So what do I do?

  Grace Polk : You can invent a time machine.