Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
The Rise & Fall of Joan Girardi (2005)
Becky Wahlstrom: Grace Polk
Quotes
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Luke Girardi : I'm sixteen, Grace. I've been waiting to drive my whole life.
Grace Polk : Dude, you're contributing to global warming, and you're handing over vital personal information to the CIA. And when they take that picture, that's really a retinal scan.
Luke Girardi : Yeah, I'm... I'm getting my license, Grace. I'm not starting a covert war.
Joan Girardi : Is this like pillow talk for you two?
Grace Polk : Fighting for the environment is not a war.
Luke Girardi : I just wanna drive a big machine.
Grace Polk : Is that really all that men are about?
Joan Girardi : Apparently.
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Dylan Samuels : There's a one-day sale at the mall on Ugg boots. We should clear them out.
Gabby : Uggs are so five minutes ago.
Elle : I'd rather wear Nine West or die.
Dylan Samuels : Like I was serious!
Joan Girardi : Uh, beep-beep. Can we get through?
Dylan Samuels : Look, it's a pack of angry weirdoes.
Grace Polk : Maybe ending the assault weapon ban wasn't such a bad thing.
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Grace Polk : [Luke is celebrating getting his driver's license] So you did it, huh? Who cares about the polar ice cap melting? You just pack the penguins in your car. You can all do a drive-thru for a Burrito Grande.
Luke Girardi : Okay, can the preamble, Grace. If you're gonna do it, just do it, okay? I am a gas-guzzling, smog-spewing tool of a corrupt oil-based economy. So just break up with me, because I am never gonna live up to your expectations.
Grace Polk : Dude, you've endowed me with entirely too much power.
Luke Girardi : But you said...
Grace Polk : I say a lot of things. I'm just a simple anarchist trying to get through my day. You do your thing, I do mine.
Luke Girardi : So you'll ride with me?
Grace Polk : [laughing] Yeah, right. Let me go get my fur coat.
[she starts to leave]
Grace Polk : I will see you in the biology closet at 3:00.
Luke Girardi : [confused] What just happened?
Friedman : Who cares? Shotgun!
