Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Touch Move (2003)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Joan : Oh, is that the three-year-old kid who got kidnapped?

  Will : Missing.

  Joan : Okay, got missing. I read it in the newspaper. It said you guys have no leads and it's been, like, six weeks.

  Will : Four days, we have leads, and when did you start reading the paper?

• Will : [on the phone]  Yes, sir. I-I understand, but I assure you, my guys are on it.

  Joan : "Sir"? Who does he call "sir"?

  Luke Girardi : His boss.

  Joan : He doesn't have a boss.

  Luke Girardi : Sure he does. The commissioner, the mayor, Attorney General, mom.

• Lt. Michael Daghlian : [Will sees Charlotte in his office]  She's a psychic.

  Will : Not in my office she's not.

• Charlotte Bloom : What is your problem? Huh?

  Will : Well, I'm glad you asked. My problem is that every minute we're spending here is a minute we're not spending in a constructive process which might actually yield results.

  Charlotte Bloom : You have a better idea?

  Will : Yes, I do. Let's go back to the station where we do these wacky procedures, like follow up on witnesses and evidence and wade through about a hundred calls a day on the tip hotline, and if any of those tips are good, we bring the person in and interview 'em. We've actually found missing kids this way.

  Charlotte Bloom : You haven't found this one.

  Will : Are we done here?

• Kevin : [waking from a nightmare]  I was on fire.

  Will : I'll get you some water.

  Kevin : Dad, I'm not really on fire.

  Will : Well, I'll get you some anyway.