Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Vanity, Thy Name Is Human (2004)

Mary Steenburgen: Helen Girardi

Quotes 

• Will Girardi : Good morning.

  Helen Girardi : The coffee's made.

  Will Girardi : I wondered what happened to you.

  Helen Girardi : I couldn't sleep. Been up all night.

  Will Girardi : You should've woke me up. I would have massaged you to a blissful stupor.

• Helen Girardi : Is that you?

  Joan Girardi : Yes.

  Helen Girardi : You stink.

  Joan Girardi : Thank you.

  Helen Girardi : Why do you stink?

  Joan Girardi : Because I am not vain. Caring about your appearance is a soulless expression of vanity.

  Helen Girardi : If you've been smoking marijuana, honey, you need to tell me.