The John Larroquette Show (TV Series)
The Unforgiven (1993)
Louis Mustillo: Thief
Quotes
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Thief : Hey, I really gotta go to the bathroom.
Dexter : Tough!
Gene : Oh, man! I can't let him stay like that!
Dexter : Why not?
Gene : One time when I was a kid, I got stuck like that in the back of my old man's car. He wouldn't stop, and I thought I was gonna burst!
Dexter : What happened?
Gene : I burst. Wrecked the backseat of a '64 Plymouth and nearly killed my sister's dog.
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Officer Adam Hampton : He got away. We have no idea who he is or where he's headed.
Thief : Yeah, you'll never catch Jacobson. He's back on the farm in Kansas City laughing at you, and I'm never gonna talk!
Officer Adam Hampton : Don't be too sure, pal, I'll get it outta ya somehow!
Dexter : Two unarmed men in a battle of wits.
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[the thief was knocked out with a frying pan]
Thief : Oh, my head! What happened?
Dexter : There was a big bug on your head, and Clive tried to kill it. You keep your mouth shut, I'll get you a cup of coffee and an ice bag.
Thief : Well, that would be lovely.
Dexter : "That would be lovely?" Man, you might as well just wear a wedding gown to prison!