The John Larroquette Show (TV Series)

Thirty Day Chip (1993)

John Larroquette: John Hemingway

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Quotes 

• John Hemingway : Close the door.

  Mahalia Sanchez : You know, I'm just looking for an excuse to file a sexual harassment suit.

  John Hemingway : Keep looking.

• Mahalia Sanchez : I miss my period.

  John Hemingway : You think you're pregnant?

  Mahalia Sanchez : No, I said I miss my period. I miss the whining, I miss the game shows once a month. Now all I get is phantom bloating.

• John Hemingway : Isn't that always the case though, you don't know what you've got until it's gone?

  Dexter Wilson : Oh, uh-uh, no, no, no. One time, I had the clap. Oh, I knew what I got, and I was glad when it was gone!

• John Hemingway : You know, I've always wanted to open up a crematorium called The Phoenix.