- John Hemingway: Close the door.
- Mahalia Sanchez: You know, I'm just looking for an excuse to file a sexual harassment suit.
- John Hemingway: Keep looking.
- Mahalia Sanchez: I miss my period.
- John Hemingway: You think you're pregnant?
- Mahalia Sanchez: No, I said I miss my period. I miss the whining, I miss the game shows once a month. Now all I get is phantom bloating.
- John Hemingway: Isn't that always the case though, you don't know what you've got until it's gone?
- Dexter Wilson: Oh, uh-uh, no, no, no. One time, I had the clap. Oh, I knew what I got, and I was glad when it was gone!