- Johnny Bravo: Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?
- Johnny Bravo: But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?
- Roy: You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus.