Jonathan Creek (TV Series)
Jack in the Box (1997)
Alan Davies: Jonathan Creek
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Quotes
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Jonathan Creek : So, how are things in the old investigative journalism department these days?
Maddy Magellan : Yeah, still earning a crust here and there.
Jonathan Creek : And Trevor... ?
Maddy Magellan : Trevor and I were getting on each other's nerves in the end, so I did the mature thing and set fire to his underpants.
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Maddy Magellan : What kind of spineless cretin are you?
Jonathan Creek : No special kind... just your average cretin with a train to catch.
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Oliver : ...what you're suggesting is clearly impossible, Kirsten.
Jonathan Creek : But we musn't confuse what's impossible with what's implausible.
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Maddy Magellan : You know Jack Holiday shot himself last week?
Jonathan Creek : Yeah, the only thing he ever did that made me laugh.
Maddy Magellan : Oh, great! The poor man's dead!
Jonathan Creek : That won't stop him from overacting.