- Jack Gallo: Dennis, bring in the circulation reports.
- Dennis Finch: [singing] Oh, Baby / Your wish is my command / You're my woman, I'm your man...
- Jack Gallo: Do I give him enough to do?
- Elliot DiMauro: It really wouldn't matter.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, who do I call to buy this glorious day?
- Dennis Finch: Uh... the rich weird guy store?
- Kevin Liotta: Wow. Babies. It's weird to think we all started out only this big.
- [holds hands about two feet apart]
- Nina Van Horn: Ow.
- Dennis Finch: [rapping] Una noche, señorita / Hooked up like steak fajita / Your lips taste like sangria wine / I feel your jeans with a silky behind.
- Nina Van Horn: You know, after your second divorce you were on the second floor, and now after your fifth divorce, you're on the fifth floor. Isn't life delicious?
- Elliot DiMauro: Have you told Nina and Finch yet about your father?
- Maya Gallo: Not yet. I bought this for Dennis. He's really going to take this divorce hard.
- Elliot DiMauro: [reads title of book] Don't Cry, Daddy Still Loves You.
- Maya Gallo: It really helped me a lot when dad divorced my mom.
- Elliot DiMauro: Maya, you were a child. Dennis is a grown man.
- Maya Gallo: He laughs hysterically every time my friend Dick calls.
- [Elliot giggles]
- Maya Gallo: Oh, good. Nina, you're here. I want you to listen to this too. I have a little announcement to make.
- Nina Van Horn: That was the only clean outfit in your closet?
- Dennis Finch: If anyone is taking him for a walk, it'll be me.
- Maya Gallo: I'm his daughter.
- Dennis Finch: Exactly. He chose me.
- Kevin Liotta: Hey, Finch.
- Dennis Finch: Hey, Kevin. What's up?
- Kevin Liotta: Just mail. Are you using a new soap?
- Dennis Finch: What's that?
- Kevin Liotta: It's just that you smell different.
- Dennis Finch: Dude, you have to stop saying stuff like that.
- Kevin Liotta: All right, I'm sorry. But since I already asked...
- Dennis Finch: Yes. It's a new soap. I used it this morning.
- Kevin Liotta: It's nice. It's like a weekend in New England.
- Dennis Finch: Go, go, go.
- Maya Gallo: So, did you read the article?
- Elliot DiMauro: Oh, yeah. It was very interesting. So how's Jack doing?
- Maya Gallo: He's still in denial. You know, he and Ally could really have learned a lot from Janet and Ted.
- Elliot DiMauro: Who are Janet and Ted?
- Maya Gallo: The couple in the article that you just lied about reading?
- Elliot DiMauro: Ah. So, Finch is in a band?
- Nina Van Horn: Last week, Jack asked me to call Vera Wang to make a birthday dress for Allie. I knew it was important because it was the only thing I've writen down all year.
- Dennis Finch: Sorry about the party, Jack. We had no idea about you and Ally.
- Nina Van Horn: Also, the hors d'ouvres were stale and I blame myself for that.