- Kelly: This is such a turn off.
- Dennis Finch: What?
- Kelly: I liked you because you were gentle and sensitive. If I wanted a macho jerk, I would've stayed with Maria.
- Dennis Finch: I'm not macho. What are you talking about?
- Kelly: You know what? We're through.
- Dennis Finch: Wait, come back! I'm a total wimp! I've got a porcelain kitten in my gym bag!
- Jack Gallo: This is a real gym, hard core. This is not like those places where you Slim Down with Salsa.
- Dennis Finch: It's Tone Up with Tango, and I use ankle weights. These bozos wouldn't last the day.
- Jack Gallo: She's not normal. It's one thing when women mud wrestle in bikinis. There's dignity in that.
- Elliot DiMauro: You're dating a woman boxer?
- Nina Van Horn: That's perfect. You can knit her a new jock strap.
- Nina Van Horn: So she's a female bisexual boxer?
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, here's a hundred dollars. I want you to buy yourself a hooker. It'll be the most normal relationship you've ever had.
- Jack Gallo: Wait a minute. How do we know you and Kevin haven't worked out some sort of system?
- Kevin Liotta: [shouting] I'm not a cheater!
- Jack Gallo: Okay, that's good enough for me.
- Jack Gallo: You know, I was quite the boxer.
- Dennis Finch: I blew up a tank in the Gulf War.
- Jack Gallo: You can't let me have anything, can you?
- Dennis Finch: You know, I'm a fan of the ol' fisties game.
- Kelly: Who's your favorite fighter?
- Dennis Finch: Muhammad Ali.
- Kelly: Anyone else?
- Dennis Finch: Sugar Ray Super Sugar Crisp?
- Maya Gallo: I'll be looking forward to it.
- Nina Van Horn: Well, don't look too far forward, because you might find yourself looking backwards. At yourself, running sideways.
- Jack Gallo: Dennis, are you drinking my good scotch?
- Nina Van Horn: Calm down, it's mostly water now, anyway... I'm guessing.