Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Hello Goodbye (1999)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
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Quotes
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Elliot DiMauro : Don't you think you're taking this honesty thing just a little too far?
Dennis Finch : Au contraire, mon frere without hair.
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Dennis Finch : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Adrienne Barker : Ooh, we should split a grapefruit?
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Dennis Finch : Yo, Kevin. How's life on the mail room?
Kevin Liotta : I'm still *sorting* that out.
[laughs]
Dennis Finch : Yeah. Nice *delivery*.
Kevin Liotta : Huh?
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Amy : Gentlemen, we are now privy to all thinks Lucas. Ooh, check it out! Character descriptions from the next movie.
Dennis Finch : "Baki-kwa. A shark with legs and a Mexican accent." How does he do it?
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Adrienne Barker : Your friends are perverts.
Dennis Finch : What do you mean?
Adrienne Barker : All my underwear is gone.
Dennis Finch : If you keep your panties in an unlocked drawer, you're dancing with the devil.
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Dennis Finch : I'm dating one of the most beautiful women in the world, and I have feelings for another woman.
Jack Gallo : Dennis, I don't want to be involved.
Dennis Finch : She's right outside.
Jack Gallo : I'll pretend I'm getting a doughnut.
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Dennis Finch : That's it, I'll do something romantic.
Jack Gallo : There you go.
Dennis Finch : Maybe a poem.
Jack Gallo : Nothing in writing! Well, at least avoid the phrase, "I owe you everything."
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Kevin Liotta : Hey, Finch. The guys took a vote, and we all agree that your wife is the one we most like to see wrestle Xena in the slave pit.
Dennis Finch : Okay, let's go mingle, and tone down the drool.
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Adrienne Barker : Hello? I'm on the phone.
Dennis Finch : Hello? Hello? Will you stop saying that? It wasn't clever ten years ago, what makes you think you have a fresh spin on it?
Adrienne Barker : Dennis, what's the matter with you?
Dennis Finch : Me? You're the one yakking on the phone in the middle of a romantic dinner!
Adrienne Barker : At least I don't drone on and on about some stupid sci-fi movie!
Dennis Finch : Any one of which you would kill to be in!
Adrienne Barker : Yeah, but not watch a thousand times with a bowl of Lucky Charms on my lap!
Dennis Finch : That's a cheap shot! I'm hypoglycemic!
Adrienne Barker : You're hypo-everything!
Dennis Finch : Then maybe I shouldn't be your husband!
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Dennis Finch : Aren't you coming to bed?
Adrienne Barker : Hello? I have to take out my contacts, silly.
Dennis Finch : [low, mocking voice] Hello? Your hellos are getting annoying!
Adrienne Barker : Hello? I can't understand you when you mumble?