Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Love Is in the Air (1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : People, Maya and I are going to Paris for a big take over deal, but it's top secret, so no questions.

  Elliot DiMauro : What are you taking over?

  Jack Gallo : A hot French fashion magazine called Jolie. We're buying it cheap, firing the staff and turning it into French Blush, but that's all I'm telling you.

• Jack Gallo : You're a deal maker now. Everything you do must say, "Here I am. I am powerful. I am important."

  Maya Gallo : Hey, isn't that your ex-wife?

  Jack Gallo : Hide.

• Jack Gallo : I can't believe I'm paying alimony just so she can spend it on that dog.

  Ernesto : You know what his name is? Jack. Guess why?

  Jack Gallo : Because you had him castrated too?

  Roberta : No, because he humps everything that moves.

• Passenger : [Jack and Roberta come out of the airplane bathroom]  Congratulations. You've just joined the mile high club.

  Jack Gallo : Watch your mouth, buddy. We were just talking. And FYI, I've been a member since '63.

• Maya Gallo : I feel guilty flying first class.

  Jack Gallo : What's the alternative?

  Maya Gallo : Coach?

  Jack Gallo : Ha!... Oh, you're serious.