Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Devil and Maya Gallo (1997)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Come see your new office.

  Maya Gallo : I don't need a new office. I don't want a new office.

  [cut to Maya at the office] 

  Maya Gallo : [delighted]  Look at my new office!

• Persky : This is no longer my office, is it?

  Jack Gallo : I got you a better office on the eighteenth floor.

  Persky : Isn't that storage?

  Jack Gallo : Okay.

• Jack Gallo : Why are things so serious with you? Relax, have some fun.

  Maya Gallo : I will have you know that I do have fun. I go to... I collect... Believe me, I have fun.

• Persky : Morning, everyone. I'm moving back into my office.

  Jack Gallo : Persky, my main man!

  Persky : I'm not moving back into my office, am I, sir?

  Jack Gallo : I hear they like you up on eighteen.

  Persky : I'm the only one there.

  Jack Gallo : Okay.

• Maya Gallo : Here's my new idea.

  Jack Gallo : Lay it on me.

  Maya Gallo : A hard-hitting expose on the apalling working conditions of foreign workers on the garment industry.

  Dennis Finch : Boo-hoo.

  Nina Van Horn : Maya, you're new here, so let me introduce you to the phrase "pooping in your own nest."

• Jack Gallo : I haven't shown you the company credit cards.

  Maya Gallo : Why do we need credit cards?

  Jack Gallo : Look, a hologram of a bird. I bet if you showed this to a caveman, he'd have a heart attack.

• Nina Van Horn : Jack, Maya is bad news. The three of us are the backbone of this magazine...

  Jack Gallo : Three? I only see two of you.

  Nina Van Horn : No, there's me, there's Finch, and there's... Elliot, you bastard.