Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
When Nina Met Elliott (1999)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : I was thinking it would be fun to do an article on lost loves. I mean, everyone's got a story about the one that got away.
Dennis Finch : I don't.
Nina Van Horn : Trust me, dear, you will.
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Bouncer : Hold on there, buddy. You can't go it.
Dennis Finch : That's my wife in there.
Bouncer : Who, Adrienne Barker?
Dennis Finch : Yeah. I'm her husband.
Bouncer : Yeah, right.
Dennis Finch : No, it's true. We just got married.
Bouncer : Just now, in your head? Beat it.
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Jack Gallo : Does anyone have any new ideas? Come on, dazzle me.
Dennis Finch : How about this? Put Adrienne and me on the cover and write a story about our marriage.
Jack Gallo : Dennis, I like that idea. Here's what'll make me love it. We keep Adrienne, lose you and the romance angle. Okay, that's one for me.
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Bob Whiteman : I think we should go downtown.
Dennis Finch : Come on, there's gotta be away we can take care of this right here.
Bob Whiteman : You can start by telling me her birthday.
Dennis Finch : June 10.
Bob Whiteman : August 4.
Dennis Finch : I'll get my coat.
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Bob Whiteman : And who are you?
Jack Gallo : Jack Gallo, and these two aren't saying another word until I get a lawyer down here.
Bob Whiteman : Gallo. Your name is mentioned a lot on their wedding announcement.
Jack Gallo : That's right.
Bob Whiteman : You're an extremely wealthy man.
Jack Gallo : Thank you. You're very kind.
Bob Whiteman : I'm guessing you have a staff of, say, three?
Jack Gallo : Four, and a driver.
Bob Whiteman : And I assume all their papers are in order?
Jack Gallo : Why you arrogant little pissant. Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Do you know what I can do to you with one phone call? Mark my words, I will be back.
[Leaves]
Adrienne Barker : How long do you think he'll be?
Dennis Finch : He's not coming back.
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Elliot DiMauro : I too have a story, but it doesn't take place in the Far East. It takes place right here, in the heart.
Dennis Finch : As usual, his name will be changed to Lisa.
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Bob Whiteman : You really do love him.
Adrienne Barker : That's right.
Dennis Finch : And I love her.
Bob Whiteman : Yeah, yeah, I can see that. But if you love him, why not me? I mean, I'm funny, I'm caring, and I've been told I give a good hand massage. Sure, I may not be a great catch, but clearly that's not what you're after. I really think we can make it work! Come on, why not me? Why not agent Bob Whiteman?
Agent : Bob! A word, please?
Bob Whiteman : Well, it's not fault of yours, but it's fair to say I'm in big trouble.