Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
When Nina Met Elliott (1999)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Look no further, I have just the story for you. As usual, my name will be changed to Jeffrey.
Maya Gallo : Got it.
Jack Gallo : I first met her in Shanghai. She was beautiful. Jet black hair. Velvet skin. Toes like peanuts.
Elliot DiMauro : So what happened?
Jack Gallo : I sleep with her one night, and she went off with another man. "Love you long time." There's a lie.
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Elliot DiMauro : I too have a story, but it doesn't take place in the Far East. It takes place right here, in the heart.
Dennis Finch : As usual, his name will be changed to Lisa.
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Elliot DiMauro : It's ironic, but you running me over that night may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.
Nina Van Horn : Elliot, that's not ironic, that's what happened.