Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Once and Future Thing, Part One: Weird Western Tales (2005)

Mindy Sterling: Enid Clinton

Quotes 

• Enid Clinton : Let me get this straight: you've got a suit that lets you travel in time and you've been using it to steal historical trash? You stupid little man! You could go back and steal gold and jewels. You could get stock information from the future. We could be rich.

  David Clinton : No! We can't use the suit to do anything that could change history. I'm careful to only take things that wouldn't be missed.

  Enid Clinton : Like your spine?

  David Clinton : Enid, please. Don't talk to me like that. I love...

  Enid Clinton : Mother was right. I should've married Jim Dorman. He's a very successful lawyer, and you *are* a loser. Always were, always will be.

  David Clinton : But...

  Enid Clinton : You worthless, good-for-nothing, wretched waste of space! YOU INVENT A TIME MACHINE AND CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING USEFUL TO DO WITH IT?

  David Clinton : I can think of one thing.

  [opening a portal] 

  David Clinton : I can use it to get away from you!

• Enid Clinton : Come on out, David. I know you're here.

  David Clinton : Oh. Hello, dear. I was just cataloging some of my collection.

  Enid Clinton : Collection? Pfft. Bunch of junk.

  David Clinton : It's not junk. This comb belonged to Cleopatra. And this, this is an actual early draft of the Magna Carta. And this...

  Enid Clinton : Right. Like you could afford these things on a physics professor's salary. We can't even afford the new car I want.

  David Clinton : I-I didn't buy them, Enid. I sort of... took them.

  Enid Clinton : You robbed a museum? Is that why you're wearing that goofy catsuit?

  David Clinton : Well, sort of. Not exactly. Remember last summer when I didn't get tenure?

  Enid Clinton : Yeah. They thought you were crazy because you kept insisting you were on the verge of discovering... time travel.

  David Clinton : It's my chrono-suit. I've had it working for months. I've been using it to gather treasures for my collection. And you said I was a loser.