Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

This Little Piggy (2004)

Susan Eisenberg: Wonder Woman, Princess Diana

Quotes 

• [Batman and Wonder Woman are on a rooftop on stakeout. Wonder Woman notices some loving couples coming out of a nearby club] 

  Wonder Woman : Don't you ever wish you were down there?

  Batman : I'm down there all I need to be.

  Wonder Woman : Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special.

  [pause] 

  Wonder Woman : No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.

  Batman : One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her.

  [for answer, Diana crushes the head of a gargoyle with her hand] 

  Wonder Woman : Next.

  [an alarm sounds from an alley across the street] 

  Batman : There!

  [fires his Bat-rope and swings away] 

  Wonder Woman : Saved by the bell.

• Wonder Woman : And truthfully, it's all still pretty much of a blur to me. Did I miss anything?

  Batman : Not really. The important thing is you're safe.

  Wonder Woman : Yeah. Of course, that's not the only important thing.

  [as she walks away humming "Am I Blue?", he smiles] 

• Wonder Woman : Circe! Be careful, she's...

  Batman : Yeah, I've read the Odyssey.