- Allie Lowell: You're gonna use 'the phrase' aren't you?
- Kate McArdle: What phrase?
- Allie Lowell: Saddest phrase in the human language, "I love you as a friend".
- Kate McArdle: Do you believe she said she picked out these outfits because she thought that we could wear them again?
- Allie Lowell: I could wear this again... if hell freezes over and I'm invited to the skating party.
- Louis: Kate and I are talking about love.
- Allie Lowell: Ah, you mean how Kate loves to interfere in other people's business?
- Louis: No, more like on "The Love Boat."