Kath & Kim (TV Series)

Old (2002)

Jane Turner: Kathleen 'Kath' Darleen Day

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• Kath : What? I want to say love, honor and obey.

  Kel : You don't have to obey me. We're equals.

  Kath : No, Kel, it's more elegant if I obey you.

  Kel : It makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. Puts a bit of pressure on me.

  Kath : Well, I'm going to obey you, Kel.

  Kel : I don't want you to obey me.

  Kath : Well, if I want to obey you, I will. I don't have to do what you say.

  Kel : You do have to do what I say.

  Kath : Says who?

  Kel : Says me. And that's an order.

  Kath : Ah, it's dishing out orders now.

  Kel : When it comes to being equal, we don't obey each other.

  Kath : [orders him]  Shhhh...

• Kim : Mom, I just had an idea! You can have little sheep as attendants.

  Kath : Oooh! Kim, yes, a little boy and a little girl sheep dressed up in a fairy costume with jiffies!

  Kim : Yes! Yes! And at the reception we can put them both on the spit roast.

  Kath : Good thinking, that would save us some moolah.

  Kim : And that could be the theme of the wedding! Lamb dressed as mutton!

• Kath : I don't want to wear the pants all the time. Sometimes I don't want to wear any pants at all. Is that all right?