- Kath: What? I want to say love, honor and obey.
- Kel: You don't have to obey me. We're equals.
- Kath: No, Kel, it's more elegant if I obey you.
- Kel: It makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. Puts a bit of pressure on me.
- Kath: Well, I'm going to obey you, Kel.
- Kel: I don't want you to obey me.
- Kath: Well, if I want to obey you, I will. I don't have to do what you say.
- Kel: You do have to do what I say.
- Kath: Says who?
- Kel: Says me. And that's an order.
- Kath: Ah, it's dishing out orders now.
- Kel: When it comes to being equal, we don't obey each other.
- Kath: [orders him] Shhhh...
- Kim: Mom, I just had an idea! You can have little sheep as attendants.
- Kath: Oooh! Kim, yes, a little boy and a little girl sheep dressed up in a fairy costume with jiffies!
- Kim: Yes! Yes! And at the reception we can put them both on the spit roast.
- Kath: Good thinking, that would save us some moolah.
- Kim: And that could be the theme of the wedding! Lamb dressed as mutton!
- Kath: I don't want to wear the pants all the time. Sometimes I don't want to wear any pants at all. Is that all right?