Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

Please Mind Your Head (1993)

David Griffin: Emmet

Quotes 

• Emmet Hawksworth : I love the thought of Hyacinth somewhere out there in the country. Pity it has to be THIS country, but still...

• Elizabeth Warden : Emmet, you are wicked!

  Emmet Hawksworth : I know. Isn't it delicious!

• Hyacinth : [after Emmet has gotten his head stuck in a hole in the wall]  Remain calm, Emmet!

  Emmet Hawksworth : [shriek]  I AM CALM, HYACINTH!

  Hyacinth : Shhhh!

  Emmet Hawksworth : [whispered shriek]  Under the circumstances, I think I am being exceptionally calm!

• Emmet Hawksworth : [Hyacinth's horse won't budge despite repeated efforts on her part]  Perhaps you left the brake on, Hyacinth!

  Hyacinth : Hmmm?

  [Cracks up everyone else by actually looking for a brake] 

  Richard : In films, when they want to start a horse, they slap it on the rump.

  Richard : Well, try it gently, dear. Remember, I'm not Roy Rogers!