Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)
Please Mind Your Head (1993)
Patricia Routledge: Hyacinth
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Quotes
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Hyacinth : [she and Richard are trapped, chest-to-chest, between two cabinets in a room far too small for them] Are you going left or right?
Richard : At the moment I don't seem to be going anywhere at all!
Hyacinth : I don't like this level of intimacy, Richard. I don't think it's appropriate at our age. Would you please remove yourself from my person?
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Hyacinth : [the first time she attempts to ride] Now listen, horse. I am not a person to be trifled with.
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[first lines]
Hyacinth : Richard. Is there any sign of our new furniture yet, dear?
Richard : Not yet.
Hyacinth : Ohhh. Ohhh, Richard, I feel it's so appropriate, our owning a place like this.
Richard : All we own is a small apartment, and when I say small, I mean micro.
Hyacinth : We are part owners of a mansion; that's all anyone need know. It's so lower middle class to go into details.
Richard : The detail that concerns me is now that we've bought the place, how are we going to afford it?
Hyacinth : Such a good address, dear. You know these things aren't primary with me, but there are people who go quite dizzy rubbing shoulders with the county elite.
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[last lines]
Hyacinth : Elizabeth! Would you telephone the Emergency Services!
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Hyacinth : [after Emmet has gotten his head stuck in a hole in the wall] Remain calm, Emmet!
Emmet Hawksworth : [shriek] I AM CALM, HYACINTH!
Hyacinth : Shhhh!
Emmet Hawksworth : [whispered shriek] Under the circumstances, I think I am being exceptionally calm!
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Emmet Hawksworth : [Hyacinth's horse won't budge despite repeated efforts on her part] Perhaps you left the brake on, Hyacinth!
Hyacinth : Hmmm?
[Cracks up everyone else by actually looking for a brake]
Richard : In films, when they want to start a horse, they slap it on the rump.
Richard : Well, try it gently, dear. Remember, I'm not Roy Rogers!