Kim Possible (TV Series)

All the News (2002)

Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable

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• Ron Stoppable : I'll do it! I'm a born reporter. I can smell a story from a mile away! Maybe Kim has an idea.

• TV Announcer : Next, Adrena Lynn and the bear go fishing for their lives!

  [Kim turns off the TV] 

  Ron Stoppable , Jim Possible , Tim Possible : Kim!

  Kim Possible : This show is a mind-numbing waste of satellite frequencies.

  Ron Stoppable : You're right. Besides, I'm taping it at home.

• Kim Possible : Ron, you ferociously misquoted me!

  Ron Stoppable : Whoa. I may have done a tiny bit of rephrasing, but come on. You'd think a crime-fighting cheerleader would give a more interesting interview.

• Ron Stoppable : [to the cafeteria lady]  I'll have an omelet, whites only.

  [the cafeteria lady gives Ron a heap of greasy food] 

  Ron Stoppable : [to Kim]  She must not know who I am.

  Kim Possible : I'm not sure I know who you are.

• Kim Possible : [after Ron finds out that Adrena Lynn didn't do her own stunts]  Ron, get over it, already.

  Ron Stoppable : Sorry, KP, but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.

  Kim Possible : And this from a wrestling fan?

  Ron Stoppable : I don't get the connection.

• Ron Stoppable : [to Kim]  I'll be there Friday night to cover your date with Brick. Yeah!

  Brick Flagg : Cool. Our date's gonna be, like, newsworthy.

  Kim Possible : Brick, wait! We need to talk.

  Brick Flagg : Did you just say "we need to talk"?

  [Kim nods] 

  Brick Flagg : That's exactly what Amelia said last year when she dumped me. I mean, when we, you know, broke up.

  Kim Possible : Well, you can't really call it breaking up if we haven't even...

  Brick Flagg : I was a wreck. I totally blew it in the big game against East Side. So, what did you wanna talk to me about?

  Kim Possible : Just that... I can't wait for Friday either.

  Brick Flagg : Cool.

  [walks away] 

  Kim Possible : I am so toast.

• Ron Stoppable : Kim, the only thing down this road is the old Middleton Fairgrounds.

  Kim Possible : That, and Adrena Lynn.

  Ron Stoppable : That place is haunted. Plus, I lost ten bucks trying to win a stuffed hippo.

  Kim Possible : Too bad, Ron. If it weren't for you and your stories, we wouldn't be here.

• Adrena Lynn : High school quarterback, Brick Flagg takes the ride of his life! And only one person can save him! His beloved girlfriend, Kim Possible!

  Ron Stoppable : And me.

  Kim Possible : Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn. This isn't a gam

  Adrena Lynn : Exactly! It's real, it's extreme and it's freaky!

• [Kim is climbing the roller-coaster, trying to save Brick, when she hears Ron shout for help] 

  Ron Stoppable : Kim!

  [Adrena Lynn has tied him to one of the rides and starts it up] 

  Ron Stoppable : No, please! This ride always makes me throw up!

  [the ride starts spinning him around] 

  Ron Stoppable : Kim! Kim! Kim!

  [Kim looks down at Ron, then up at Brick on the roller-coaster, then back at Ron. The ropes holding him to the ride begin to snap. Kim uses a flag-rope to swing down. When she lands, she turns the ride off] 

  Adrena Lynn : Ooh, that move's gonna cost you!

  [swings by on a rope, knocking Kim into a cable car] 

  Adrena Lynn : Quarterback's almost out of time and you're going the wrong way!

• Ron Stoppable : Adrena Lynn, you cannot do this!

  Adrena Lynn : And why not?

  Ron Stoppable : I'm the one responsible for you being canceled. I called you a fake.

  Brick Flagg : What?

  Ron Stoppable : Guess it takes one to know one. I made up that stuff about Kim liking Brick just to sell my story.

  Brick Flagg : Oh, harsh.

  Ron Stoppable : It worked, kind of. But the thing is, if the fake part about you is what people like, well, what good is that?

  Adrena Lynn : You're right.

  Ron Stoppable : From now on, I'm keeping it real.

  Adrena Lynn : Me too. Starting with my very real defeat of Kim Possible!

  [laughs maniacally] 

  Ron Stoppable : Okay, that didn't work.