- Cousin Larry: Give it to me. I have an idea.
- Kim: This isn't one of your stupid science fiction games, Larry! Ron's facing a kung fu mutant with bio-engineered hands, and mystical monkey powers, and...!
- [hands him the Kimmunicator]
- Kim: Here.
- Dr. Possible: Morning, honey. How'd Cambodia go?
- Kim: Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snakey, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it.
- Dr. Possible: Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?
- Kim: And now, Larry drones on about these creepy conventions he goes to - in costume! And the video games? Last month I learned everything I never wanted to know about that stupid "Fortress" game.
- Ron Stoppable: "Fortress"? The other night I spent six hours battling the hilltop fortress with nothing but a joystick and a will that could not be denied!
- Kim: And to think: that's time you may have otherwise wasted.
- Sir Monty Fiske: So, now you know my secret... which you will take to your graves.
- Ron Stoppable: How can you be so sure? I mean, a lot can happen in the next sixty or seventy years.
- Sir Monty Fiske: So, monkey-hater, we meet again.
- [a bell rings]
- Sir Monty Fiske: Serenity time! Time to center.
- [drops into lotus position]
- Bates: Monkey kung fu is half mental.
- Ron Stoppable: *Completely* mental in this case!