Kim Possible (TV Series)

Motor Ed (2004)

Christy Carlson Romano: Kim Possible

Quotes 

• Kim Possible : What's the sitch?

  Wade Load : Major, Kim. We've got a hijacked shipment of high-output aluminum spark plugs in Germany, a stolen coolant nitrox injector lifted from a freighter in the Sea of Japan...

  Kim Possible : A stolen nitro-whatsit?

  Wade Load : Prototype automotive components!

  Kim Possible : Uh... car parts?

  Wade Load : [archly]  And the Mona Lisa is a doodle.

  Kim Possible : This is a guy thing, isn't it?

• Kim Possible : I'm a cheerleader waiting by the phone for a guy with a mullet to call. Something's wrong with this picture.

• Motor Ed : [dangling off of a monster truck]  This is bogus, Red! A man should not be booted off his ride!

  Kim Possible : Quit calling me "Red"!

  [imitates him] 

  Kim Possible : "Seriously!"

  Motor Ed : But, Red...

  [Motor Ed crashes into a stoplight] 

  Kim Possible : I warned him.

• Motor Ed : Don't you even wanna know my plan? I mean, come on, seriously!

  Kim Possible : I thought this was just random destruction.

  Motor Ed : I'm gonna crush stuff, and keep on crushin' it, until I've turned the whole world into humongous, rockin' scrap yard!

  Kim Possible : Sounds a lot like random destruction!

• Kim Possible : Felix, you go stand watch.

  Felix Renton : You mean, "sit watch."

  [Kim claps a hand to her mouth, mortified...] 

  Felix Renton : Kim? I'm just playing with you.

• Ron : Kim! Felix! So what'd you bring me? A chimirito? Naco?

  Kim Possible : Come on!

  Felix Renton : She's not kidding, Ron, these guys are dangerous.

  Ron : Okay, okay, I'll try one of these so-called "hoagies".

  Felix Renton : [to Kim]  Does he always lose focus like this during a mission?

  Ron : What?