- Det. Gomez: [a pen with Kojak's name on it is found at a crime scene] Did you drop it?
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [sarcastic] Yeah, but I can't remember whether I dropped it before or after I broke into the safe!
- Delta: You are a really patient man, you know.
- [kisses Kojak on the cheek]
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Hey eh, how come you talk so slow with your patient man and you kiss so fast?
- Delta: Oh, I don't always, do I?
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [to Delta] And besides, with that lavender nightgown I saw you buy last week, you don't need an education, you need protection.
- Capt. Frank McNeil: [about Caz] Okay, so now he's saying: he's smarter than you specifically. My own kid says it to me, flat out, right to my face. They want you to fight back, they seem to want that authority.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [to cab driver] If anybody asks you where you took me, you tell them.
- Cabbie: Right.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: Don't make it easy, have them pay you for it.