L.A. Law (TV Series)
Cold Shower (1993)
Corbin Bernsen: Arnie Becker
Quotes
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Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Uh, can we get started?
Leland McKenzie : Just start, Douglas.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : I'm started. People vs. Matz.
[That's for Jonathan Rollins' while pouring to get a cup of coffee]
Jonathan Rollins : Yes. Yes. That's mine. Matz' has accused of selling stolen artwork to undercover cop. I'm pleading entrapment.
Melina Paros : That's a tough cell.
Daniel Morales : I know it is. You yet to stolen art in his position?
Jonathan Rollins : He did.
Daniel Morales : Any sold it to the cop?
Jonathan Rollins : Yep.
Melina Paros : So where's the entrapment?
Jonathan Rollins : Well, my client's gay. He claims to a fallen for the cop. He also claims that it was mutual, I'd say for the purposes of his trial at least that, uh, the cop seduce him.
Arnie Becker : In other words, it's your only shot.
Jonathan Rollins : Yes, right.
Ann Kelsey : Then it must me true.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : In the matter of Celeste Bauman.
Stuart Markowitz : Yes, that's me. Uh, Ms. Bauman has accompanied that markets' vitamins and dietary supplements, the IRS claims that she has under paid her taxes by some $800,000, and for some reason to being nasty about it.
Melina Paros : The IRS's nasty?
Stuart Markowitz : Celeste is gonna need little managing, but I think we can resolve it.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Gwen, you're observing on to this one, correct?
Gwen Taylor : Yep.
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Roxanne Melman : Arnie, Jack Caller's here.
Arnie Becker : I gotta go.
[Ann finds out how Roxanne's been]
Ann Kelsey : How you're feeling, Roxanne?
Roxanne Melman : Pretty good.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Everything going all right? Visa V-V pregnancy?
Roxanne Melman : So far.
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Good.
[Leland was so relieved about Roxanne's pregnancy. Arnie will be going and escorted out by Roxanne]
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : How much paid leave are we on the hook forward this one?
Stuart Markowitz : 6 weeks.
Ann Kelsey : You wouldn't have a problem with that by any chance, would you, Douglas?
Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Oh, no. I think it's the least we can do.