L.A. Law (TV Series)

I'm Ready for My Closeup, Mr. Markowitz (1992)

Richard Dysart: Leland McKenzie

Quotes 

• Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Next up: Campos et al vs. Halifax Chemical.

  Tommy Mullaney : We're going to trial.

  [Brackman and McKenzie exchange a look] 

  Grace Van Owen : This is the class-action suit brought by the Hondurans?

  Tommy Mullaney : Mm-hmm. I'm co-chair with Alex DePalma, the attorney who brought it to us. Farm workers down there used a real nasty pesticide called Z-Chlor, also known as Wallop. Made 400 of them sterile.

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Wallop indeed.

  Tommy Mullaney : Z-Chlor was suspended by the EPA but Halifax kept shipping tons of the stuff to Honduras.

  Ann Kelsey : I thought this case was dismissed on jurisdictional grounds.

  Tommy Mullaney : We appealed, and the court ruled that since Halifax is based in California, we can try it here.

  Arnie Becker : Foreign workers suing in our courts. Good luck.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : It's worse than you think. DePalma is a solo practitioner from East L.A., Halifax is represented by Breech and Spitzer.

  Jonathan Rollins : Oof, those guys are pit bulls.

  Arnie Becker : Kiss this one goodbye.

  Tommy Mullaney : Look, we know it's a longshot, but what that company did to these people was a crime.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : But you can't right every wrong in the world, and this is eating up billable hours.

  Cara Jean 'C.J.' Lamb : Hours aren't the point here.

  Stuart Markowitz : This is about conscience, Douglas.

  Arnie Becker : Come on, folks, we have to have me fiscal responsibility.

  Jonathan Rollins : But how far are we expected to go?

  Leland McKenzie : [to Mullaney]  Before this goes any further, I want to talk to Mr. DePalma and the class rep.

  [to Brackman] 

  Leland McKenzie : Anything else, Douglas?

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : No, we're adjourned.

• Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Gentlemen, when we took this on, you both agreed we should settle.

  Alex DePalma : We asked for 4,000,000, they shot it down.

  Leland McKenzie : So, try again.

  Alex DePalma : Mr. McKenzie, we are ready for trial. We've got a solid case on the facts. Mr. Campos has spent 6 years gathering data and overseeing medical tests down in Honduras. These people are counting on us.

  Alvaro Campos : 30% of the workers at my plantation are like me: we can never have children.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : But you still have to prove a link to the pesticide. We all know how hard that is.

  Leland McKenzie : The firm is in no position to carry this through a trial and appeals that could take years.

  Alex DePalma : I didn't come here so you could broker a settlement and walk away with a big fee. I needed Tommy Mullaney to win.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : You needed an experienced firm to back you. And we're telling you to settle.

  Tommy Mullaney : Halifax isn't interested in settling. They want a verdict to discourage other foreign suits. The whole chemical industry is behind them.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Great, now we're taking on the chemical lobby.

  Leland McKenzie : Look, why not make another offer? Try asking for 2,000,000.

  Alex DePalma : That's a joke. After fees, that's barely 3000 per man.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : You'd be lucky to get that for third world workers.

  Alvaro Campos : Third world? Does that mean our lives have less value than yours?

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : I wasn't saying that.

  Alex DePalma : Yeah, then what were you saying?

  Leland McKenzie : He's talking about the average wage earn...

  Tommy Mullaney : Guys, uh, let me have a few minutes here. Okay? I'll meet back you in my office.

  [DePalma and Campos exit] 

  Tommy Mullaney : Thanks.

  [Mullaney closes the door] 

• Leland McKenzie : I'm sorry I let you talk us into this.

  Tommy Mullaney : Listen, Leland, we're talking about 15,000,000 in damages, here. With possible punitives beyond that. Our split would be at least 2.5,000,000.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : If you win and if it holds up on appeal.

  Tommy Mullaney : We get a verdict in our favor, they'll settle big before they appeal. I'm telling you, guys, we can pull this off.