L.A. Law (TV Series)

Smoke Gets in Your Thighs (1990)

Susan Ruttan: Roxanne Melman

Quotes 

• [Brackman is in a body sling after being burned on his rear end] 

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Could you have at least warned me about the turpentine you dumped down the toilet? You know I love to smoke my favorite cigars on the toilet. They're talking about skin grafts. You know how painful that is?

  Murray Melman : Skin grafts? They should get them from the top of your bald head. That way your butt won't grow hair.

  Roxanne Melman : Daddy!

  Murray Melman : Oh, come on! A little ass-in-the-sling humor.

  Douglas Brackman, Jr. : Get him out of here, Roxanne!

  Murray Melman : [as he walks out]  You didn't blow your top. You blew your bottom! I got a million of them! But I don't want you to be the butt of my jokes! I like my buns toasted! There's a full moon out tonight!