- [Reese and Chad are watching a poker game]
- Chad Cooper: I knew a man in New Orleans once who won 83 hands in a row.
- Reese Bennett: Eighty-three in a row? Now that's hard to believe, Chad.
- Chad Cooper: The hard loser that shot him thought the same thing.
- [seeing a man carry a woman's body into a barn, Reese races into action]
- Reese Bennett: Hey! What do you think you're doin'! Hey!
- [the wax head of the 'body' falls off and rolls to Reese's feet]
- Professor Smythe: Where you rushing to Lady Hildegard's rescue? Most gallant. You should have been around when her husband stabbed her to death in the year 1666.