The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)

Beverly and the Prop Job (1995)

Jeffrey Tambor: Hank Kingsley

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Quotes 

• Arthur : [Artie sees Hank lying in wait for him and asks impatiently]  What is it?

  Hank Kingsley : Did Larry hire some black guy with no experience?

  Arthur : He worked for WPJP.

  Hank Kingsley : WPJP? What is that, excuse me, local shit affiliate? Did he even consider my sister?

  Arthur : Yes! She was too dumb.

  Hank Kingsley : [Hank feigns great offense]  How can you say that about my sister?

  Arthur : Oh hell, cut the crap. That's not your sister. I saw you dry humping under the bleachers. Hey now!

  Hank Kingsley : All right, it's a young girl, I'm just trying to help her out...

  Arthur : Nice try, Hank. The job's gone.

  [Artie walks away] 

  Hank Kingsley : Fucked by the black man, again!

• Arthur : But it was a great show!

  Larry Sanders : He's not supposed to ad-lib during a sketch. That thing he said about the salami stinking totally confused me and threw me off for the whole show.

  Hank Kingsley : I was overcomed by the stench.

  Larry Sanders : I smelled the stench and didn't think it was coming from the salami.

  Hank Kingsley : And where did you think it was coming from?

  Larry Sanders : From you.

  Arthur : Oh boys, c'mon. Settle down, it's nobody's fault.

  Hank Kingsley : Excuse me.