"The Larry Sanders Show" Ellen, or Isn't She? (TV Episode 1996) - Wallace Langham as Phil

Phil : Fuck this, I need to make more money!
Phil : Haven't I told you that you never write Hank's character name on the card, you have to write "Hank" or he won't read it. Goddamnit, how many times I'm gonna go over this with you?

Sid : Up yours, you snotty-nosed kid.
Sid : Just because you make more money than me doesn't mean you're my fucking boss.

Phil : Are you nuts?

Sid : I worked for Bob Hope. You should be kissing my ass that I even print your shit.

Phil : Then why do they pay a thousand times what you make? A hundred pick?

Sid : It's five times...

[throws a paper on the desk]

Phil : Christ, this is the budget! Where did you get this?

Sid : From my ass.

Phil : Look what the best boy makes, he doesn't deserve that. Where are you going?

Sid : I'm gonna give him some shit.
Phil : [interrupting a meeting] I need to make more money.

Beverly Barnes : Phil...

Phil : What? Oh oh I'm sorry, I just said that out loud? I was saying that over my head and I guess that one just slipped out.

Beverly Barnes : Yes, it slipped out alright, so why don't you try to slip back in?

Arthur : Listen, we're having a meeting here, you two.

Larry Sanders : Phil, what do you think about Ellen?

Phil : I'd like to make what she makes.

Wallace Langham: Phil