The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Putting the 'Gay' Back in Litigation (1998)
Penny Johnson Jerald: Beverly Barnes
Quotes
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[first lines]
Phil : Morning, Marylou.
Marylou Collins : Hello, Phil.
Phil : Morning, Beverly.
Beverly Barnes : Are we happy.
Phil : I was up til 4 in the morning... fucking my brains out.
Marylou Collins : Weeew.
Beverly Barnes : No one wants to hear that, Phil.
Phil : I do. And where's Brian? Is it another gay holiday, another gay groundhog day?
Brian : I'm right here!
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Beverly Barnes : Don't you think you're taking this thing a little too far? Why does Larry have to suffer, listen to that mess.
Brian : I can't believe you. I thought you'd understand best of all because you're a black woman and all.
Beverly Barnes : Well, I was born black.
[Brian looks terrified]
Beverly Barnes : What?
Brian : What does that mean?
Beverly Barnes : Well, you chose to be gay.
Brian : I what?
Beverly Barnes : You know what, maybe you should come to church with me on sunday...
[Brian starts laughing]
Beverly Barnes : No, no really, maybe that would work out your problem.
[Brian laughs harder and leave]
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Beverly Barnes : [admiring Brian's tight outfit] Those are really working out.
Marylou Collins : I wish my ass looked like that.