- Mike Cannon: Beware the full moon and it's light, People will party and in sight, Dogs who never did will suddenly bite, Murderers will kill this very night.
- Nessa Holt: Okay, here's to all those Cosmo-drinking, Cosmo-reading airheads
- [clink glasses]
- Nessa Holt, Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Screw 'em.
- Danny: We slept together once!
- Danny: [Mary starts to cry] No that came out wrong...
- Mary Connell: Is that all it was to you, Danny? Did you just tell me you loved me to get me in bed?
- Danny: No Mary, I thought I'd never see you again after I had to tell you how I felt.
- Danny: You put me so high on a pedestal, if I ever fell off I'd never hit the ground
- Mary Connell: How many times did you save me from my father Danny?
- Danny: A few...
- Mary Connell: He never touched me again, you know.
- Danny: That's because you came and lived with us
- Mary Connell: No, it was because you beat the crap out of him, Danny.