"Last of the Summer Wine" The Bandit from Stoke-On-Trent (TV Episode 1978) - Peter Sallis as Clegg

Foggy : I was merely pointing out the similarity between the human and the equine foot.

Compo : What's an equine foot?

Clegg : Twelve inches and a bit, and the bit goes between the teeth for steering purposes.

[he laughs but the others don't]

Clegg : That's all right, Clegg. You just talk among yourself.
Compo : I wouldn't have minded being a famous criminal. You know, keeping a greyhound and a bird in a flat, with big knockers.

Clegg : They mostly have doorbells.
Foggy : And where were you when the chips were down?

Clegg : Ah, it's funny you should say that. Potato prices keep falling, but how often do you find that the chips are down?
[last lines]

Foggy : Are you sure your dubious friend Amos really has gone home?

Compo : He's gone home.

Foggy : Look, what was he doing in the bank?

Compo : Well, he went in to see if they remembered him; he wanted to cash a cheque. But they wouldn't.

Foggy : Oh, so they did remember him.

Compo : Well, it don't matter anyroad; Cleggie cashed it for him.

Foggy : You cashed a cheque for him? You didn't!

Clegg : You want to have a bit of confidence in people, Foggy.

[Compo and Foggy laugh heartily]

Peter Sallis: Clegg