Law & Order (TV Series)
Barter (1997)
Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe
Quotes
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Eric Hoffman : [referring to his co-op application] I was turned down because I run this establishment. Only ten adult bookstores left in Times Square, and I'm the only owner born in this country.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Well I hate to burst your red white and blue bubble, Mr Hoffman, but you were turned down because you lied on your application.
Eric Hoffman : I told them I was in the entertainment business. You see these videos? That's entertainment!
Detective Lennie Briscoe : You know I don't see "Hello, Dolly!" up there.
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Car dealer : [to Briscoe, sitting in a Mercedes convertible in his showroom] Well, how does it feel?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Like I can't afford it.
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Car dealer : [referring to the Mercedes convertible] What would it take to get you into this car, Detective?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Next week's lotto numbers.