- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [Trying to identify the victim from her breast implants] Cheer up Rey, could be worse.
- Detective Rey Curtis: Yeah, the torso could have had a hip replacement.
- Carmela Rago: [after Briscoe and Curtis come into her strip club, trying to identify the murder victim from her breast implants] I'm Carmela; what do you want?
- Detective Rey Curtis: [satisfied she is not the victim] Call your mother.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [to Lisa Lundquist, after she has asked Curtis to take a look at a screenplay] Hey, why don't you take him to dinner? Go ahead, pick his brain all night!
- Lisa Lundquist: Well, that'd be great! I don't expect you to do it for free. We can work out some sort of consulting fee.
- Detective Rey Curtis: Not eating with Lennie is payment enough.
- A.D.A. Jamie Ross: Grant's lawyer wants to meet as soon as possible. He might be looking for a plea.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Oh, that's too bad. I was hoping this time Grant might escape to the Bahamas.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [referring to Curtis's marital breakup] I thought if you said enough "Hail Mary"s, all was forgiven.
- Detective Rey Curtis: God forgives you, not your wife.
- Eddie Newman: I'll tell you a little secret: the key to being a successful director is communicating with as few people as possible.
- Detective Rey Curtis: [to Lundquist, after their dinner] Take this. It's my room key: 912. It's all yours!
- [pause]
- Detective Rey Curtis: I'll stay with Lennie.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [after Curtis moves into his room] What! She wanted to shack up, and you turned her down?
- Detective Rey Curtis: I told her I was married.
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Why? Rey, you should not disappoint this woman. She provided valuable information - and she looks great!
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Rey, all I know is you're young, unattached, devillishly handsome and we're going to LA! If that isn't destiny, what is?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: [walking along the beach] I've still got the wrong shoes. Feel like Nixon at San Clemente.
- Detective Rey Curtis: You see what you got me into?
- Detective Lennie Briscoe: Yeah, I got you a date with a real good-looking woman: I'm a real son of a bitch.
- Lisa Lundquist: I hope Lennie wasn't too offended that we didn't him to join us.
- Detective Rey Curtis: Are you kidding? When he found out he had a Jacuzzi in his room, he forgot all about us!
- Gus: [jogging on the beach with Grant, when the police stop Grant with a court order to get a blood sample] What's this all about?
- Evan Grant: They think I murdered Heidi Ellison.
- Gus: Well, that's ludicrous! Officers, I can tell you that Evan has more compassion in one fingernail that all the characters I've ever played put together.