Law & Order (TV Series)

Savior (1996)

Brooke Smith: Margot Bell

Quotes 

• Margot Bell : What do a sperm cell and a lawyer have in common?

  Claire Kincaid : Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. There's a law: you pass the bar, you gotta stop telling lawyer jokes.

  Margot Bell : Why? Who better knows the truth?

  Claire Kincaid : Yeah, we're contentious, arrogant, too smart for our own goods, anal, expensive, theoretical, knee deep in minutiae. Not exactly the life we thought we were getting into.

  Margot Bell : You ever think about quitting?

  Claire Kincaid : Yeah, right. We'll open a flower shop.

  Margot Bell : Why not? You don't have to lie to suspects, and I don't have to represent guys like Weber.

  Claire Kincaid : I'm allergic, and neither one of us knows how to read a balance sheet.