Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Mother (2003)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Dr. Heints : I'm a professional. This is my life's work. I would never be inappropriate to a patient. I was re-parenting him.
Elliot Stabler : Lady, I've got four kids. If I ever talked to one of them like that, I'd arrest myself.
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Detective Elliot Stabler : Do you believe this guy? It's our fault he's a sick prick. We're way off track, huh?
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Olivia Benson : [to Stabler] How would you like it if Kathy was treating sex offenders one on one every day?
Elliot Stabler : Wouldn't let her.
Olivia Benson : Let her?
Elliot Stabler : Did I say that?
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Olivia Benson : You were screwing your patient.
Dr. Heints : I absolutely was not.
Dr. Heints : [Olivia turns on tape player] Think of me lying next to you in bed. I wrap my arms around you and smother you with kisses.
Elliot Stabler : [Turns player off] Insurance cover a session like that?
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Elliot Stabler : [to Dr. Heints] Boy, I tell you, therapists and priests. Always there to listen, just not allowed to tell, huh?
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Elliot Stabler : [about Robert Logan] He may be crazy, but he definitely knew what he was doing when he lured her there.
A.D.A. Bettina Amador : Who cares?
Olivia Benson : Who the hell are you?
A.D.A. Bettina Amador : Bettina Amador. You must be Benson and Stabler.
Donald Cragen : The civil actions ADA Alex so highly recommended. Ms. Amador here was informing me Mr. Logan won't be going to trial.
Olivia Benson : Why?
A.D.A. Bettina Amador : I just got the results of his 730 exam. Powers that be say he's not fit to proceed.
Elliot Stabler : Well, they're wrong. We just busted our humps getting this guy's state of mind. It was premeditated.
A.D.A. Bettina Amador : It's not relevant. Doesn't matter how sane he was at the time of the attack. They're saying he's "Looney Tunes" now.