Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Resilience (2002)
Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch
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Quotes
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Capt. Donald Cragen : You think Landricks is a murderer and not just a sick freak?
John Munch : Since when do those two exclude each other?
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Elliot Stabler : You heard Tom Landricks is getting his family back?
John Munch : It gets worse. ACS just called. Jackie's pregnant, wants to keep the baby.
Odafin Tutuola : Daddy's turkey basting worked.
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Karl Serrit : [while using the restroom] Jealous?
John Munch : No, but I am impressed. I believe the technical term for that is a Prince Albert.
Karl Serrit : Ladies love the prince.
Odafin Tutuola : The technical term for these are handcuffs.
[handcuffs Karl]
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James Randall : Just because I have high cholesterol doesn't mean I raped anybody.
John Munch : So it's just a coincidence, Mr. Randall that the medication you take wound up inside Jackie Landricks?
James Randall : Yeah, it's just a coincidence. Lots of guys have high cholesterol.
Odafin Tutuola : Lots of guys don't live next to the victim's bedroom.
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James Randall : You want a DNA sample, sure, I'll give you a DNA sample. Just get me a plastic cup or a pretty woman, I'll give you all the DNA you want.
[unzips his pants]
John Munch : Put it away, Mr. Randall. All we need is to swab inside your mouth.
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Odafin Tutuola : [to Karl Sirett about Jackie] So why'd you run when she tried to kill herself?
Karl Serrit : Those guys had it under control.
Odafin Tutuola : Or you knew the cops were on the way and she'd finger you.
Karl Serrit : Finger me for what?
John Munch : We know you like attacking women. Did you go all the way with Jackie?
Karl Serrit : Who's Jackie?
Odafin Tutuola : The girl you followed into the subway. The girl you raped.
Karl Serrit : I told you I never saw that bitch before.
John Munch : [while reading from a file] "I never saw the girl. I never met the bitch." You should get a better story, don't you think?
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Charles Eno : I had sex with Angie Landricks, but I never touched the girl.
John Munch : You had sex with Jackie's mother?
Charles Eno : Yeah! Why would I mess with jailbait when I could get it from her moms?